If you are planning to travel from China to Japan soon, remember to visit Google Maps for step by step instructions on how to get there. Oh and also remember to take enough fuel for that Jet Ski! (Click on image to enlarge)
Author Archive > JohanBotha
Dis net grappies julle
Koos maak ‘n ongeluk. Hy se vir die polisieman: “Ek vermoed die bestuurder van die ander kar is dronk.” Polisieman: “Ai meneer, die ander kar is dan ‘n koei…..!” Mike vra Kallie – Is Portugal ver? Kallie se nee, hy glo nie, want daar was Portugese saam met hom op skool en hulle het almal [...]
The Official Hangover Rating Charts
If you have never had a hangover before this will not apply to you and you are unlikely to understand. However if you have you can now rate your hangovers, compare with you mates and who knows, maybe have a little competition on the side. Oh yes and remember to keep record! 1 [...]
Why proofreading is so important
We have all, at some time or another, been let down by errors in our copies. Have a look at these: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three [...]
R500 a blow
According to IOL, an unemployed man was fined R500 in Cape Town for blowing a Vuvuzela! After being asked why he is trumpeting away he replied that he was celebrating the World Cup and it is Ayoba time. Read the whole story here Source - © Independent On-line 2010. All rights reserved
Which Facebook personality are you?
Last time I discussed Twitter and some tweets that really revealed the intelligence of the user. This week we’re talking Facebook and it’s many (sometimes annoying) personalities. Have a look at these and decide where you fit in the change your Facebook behaviour not to annoy everyone! Check out the Facebook button at the bottom of the post. [...]
Be careful what you Tweet
There are really some hilariously weird and entertaining folk out there and they insist on sharing their thoughts with millions of others on Twitter. All of a sudden everyone tells everyone else about what happening in their lives and about the things they encounter. The upside of this is that there are some very funny [...]
Gifts & Givers
One of the most difficult things for me to do is to buy a present for someone else. Whether it is for their birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah or any other special event that requires gifts my creativity normally fails me miserably. Despite this, other people often impress me with their fine choices and I often [...]
The suffering of a Weekend Golfer
I think it was Kevin Costner who said that there are two things that you do not have to be particularly good at to enjoy: sex and golf. I find that to be very true. I am part of a large, worldwide fraternity of people known as weekend golfers. Naturally some are better than others [...]
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