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Sepp Blatter and Fifa – Nutsacks!

I am a rugby fan. Rugby is considered backward by soccer supporters. This is not about rugby or soccer. Yes we are all glad the English were sent home, but it would have been even sweeter if it wasn’t for that dreadful mistake by the officials. Now I have followed soccer world cup. I am [...]

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Bavaria vs. Budweiser – I am sponsoring a case

I will send you a case of Bavaria. Promise. It has been widely published. Basically Bavaria ambushed a game at the SWC and slipped a goal passed Budweiser -the original beer sponsor. Well the stuff (Bud) comes in a beer bottle, but does not really resemble beer. The whole communist way that FIFA is perceived to run [...]

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The big geyser savings debate

The Internet is a great machine. In this era of load shedding it is just a pity that every pimple faced snotkop, with a computer qualification, looking for a topical issue to attract AdSense advertising is spreading misinformation and confusing the hell out of people…… We refer to it as a geyser, the rest of [...]

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Companies we love will dissapear

247wallstr predicts that the following brands will disappear in 2011. They normally only do this once a year, but due to economic climate did it earlier this year. The Huffington post has a bit more information on this as well. The 247wallstr 2011 list: Reader’s Digest Blockbuster, Inc. Dollar Thrifty Automotive Group T-Mobile Moody’s Corporation BP RadioShack [...]

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Do we really embrace Google in South Africa?

This story is not about Google. This is about South-Africa. We are at the dawn of the broadband revolution, or so they say. Do we realise the power of some of the giants other offerings. I think not! I got this  the other day and had to find a doctor. My GP was on holiday. [...]

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As a new blogger I have learned to following lessons

On average…… I cannot spell South-Africans are way behind on Twitter, I only realised the power an hour ago! South-Africans are way behind when it comes to blogging in general and understanding the concept! South-Africans do not know how to navigate a typical WordPress page for instance We are still scared of doing online transactions…improving [...]

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Vuvuzela infection?

Can the vuvuzela make you sick? Now I am not a medical doctor, but I just came back from one. I woke up on Monday with a slight throat infection. By Tuesday I went for my first visit to the doctor, but for some reason they said I was fine. By yesterday my  uvula (my klein tongetjie [...]

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Anal Autumn

So much for the long week slash weekend slash ridiculous long weekend we have.You get up in the morning; decide that the garden for some weird reason needs attention.One can buy an amazing rake for less than a hundred bucks. What you cannot do is talk to trees and convince them that this leaf shedding [...]

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Macaroni made me nervous

Lying awake in my bed at around 1:00 at night. It was not that I could not sleep but the fact that my girlfriend, who I just took for larney breakaway in Cape-Town was angry with me.I was trying to figure out what I did wrong. After 5 minutes of deep thought I came up [...]

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